Mr. Smoking Cat Cartoons: First Edition
Yesterday I was out for a stroll on the beach. I was getting my feet wet in the water and enjoying the beautiful sunset. But the water felt really slimy on my toes. I thought it was just my poop that I had stepped on. But kitty cat was I wrong! I looked down at my feet and what do you know, I discovered oil. Right on the beach! and people say its hard to find oil. Instead of selling it and becoming rich, I decided to take my oil and light things on fire with it. I quickly rushed to buy a flame gun because one of my favorite pastimes is lighting Sh@#T on fire. Sorry for the language there folks but I’m just too excited!
Well anyway a dream of mine has always been to start a forest fire. I am someone who likes to smoke. Imagine all the smoke that there would be with a forest fire! … I would get soo high off the trees.
So yesterday I went to go start that forest fire. As you can see in the picture below that my dear friend Spider took, I look so damn jolly. But that joy quickly ended. I let out a slight fart after Spider took
the picture, because I always fart when I see the camera flash, which I think is simply a kitty cat instinct. The oil tank was right by my ass so it exploded. Some how I’m still alive. I’m just trying to regrow my fur at the moment.
That’s the end of my sad story. Yours truly
~ Mr. Smoking Cat
This is the work of Kevin (Art) and Kenneth (Narration) from the Dizorb.com team
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The Mr. Smoking Cat cartoons are not meant to offend anyone. We simply try to bring humor to the world in a stupid way.
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lolz
You’re certainly doing a funny change in your gallery.
The background is too plain and the cat looks more like a mouse with that long tail
Finally found myself a new desktop wallpaper! Thanks a ton!
Inspirational work. Any chance you could clean up the vulgarity and put some pants on that cat?